The same to you, Mac!
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All the world has seen the beautiful Greek Acropolis from the front...
...but the world never knew what went on behind its back.
Here, among the Grecian garbage cans...
...lived a Grecian cat.
Yes, the Greeks had a word for it:
Help!
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Stand by. Thirty seconds.
You're now clear to remove service structure.
Remove the service structure to firing location.
20, 19, 18, 17, 16...
Fifteen seconds.
Ten, nine, eight...
...seven, six...
...five, four, three...
...two, one, zero.
Fire!
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Dicky Moe.
Dicky Moe!
No more Dicky Moe!
Cowards!
Get to work.
Dicky Moe.
Dicky Moe!
Dicky Moe.
There she blows!
Dicky Moe!
Now I'll get you, Dicky Moe!
Come back with my whale!
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Anyone can now enter the lucrative field of cartoons...
...with the new Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit.
This kit contains everything for quiet, sophisticated humor.
One mean, stupid cat.
One sweet, lovable mouse.
And assorted deadly weapons.
The coffee and cigarettes are for the cartoonists.
Just follow the simple instructions.
First, put the sweet, lovable mouse into a simple situation...
...expressing a natural human need...
...such as eating a slice of watermelon, contained in our kit.
The result won't make sense...
...but will last long enough for you to be seated before the feature begins.
Our next film will be for the kiddies, and will demonstrate a new poison gas.
Thank you, and goodnight.
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If you can't bring in that marauding mouse, sheriff...
...then you'd better dang well get someone who can!
By jing, that's just what I'm gonna do!
I'm getting the fastest trap in the West.
Drop it, you thieving varmint!
If you can't bring in that marauding mouse, sheriff...
...then you'd better dang well get someone who can!
By jing, that's just what I'm gonna do!
I'm getting the fastest trap in the West.
Quit wasting time, and get that mouse!
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That's my gun! Give it to me!
Don't touch my guns!
One, two, three, four, five...
...six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
A mouse!
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